PREVIEW TO MANNING VS. BRADY VIDEO

ELI MANNING:

My name is Eli Manning

What’cha you gonna do?

I already beat your ass in Superbowl 42

Remember that year?

Tell me again, who was boss?

Cuz you had 18 wins and ONE GIANT’S  LOSS

TOM BRADY:

You know what? Good game.

I handled it with class

but now I’m gonna shove a Lombardi trophy up your ass

Cuz I ain’t playin’ - you half-retarded drunk (pic)

You’re just a little-bitch brother of another Manning Punk

ELI MANNING:

Now this my party, and you can come with

but I don’t miss chip-shot field goals like Billy Cundiff

I throw touchdowns mother-fucker, cuz I’m fuckin’ great

But I’m sure Belichick has it on videotape

TOM BRADY:

You got one I got three

And I guess we will see 

Who’s the alpha dog when he’s playing QB

Cuz I’m Tom Brady, and here’s the deal

Your sister and your mother wanna fuck me, FOR REAL…

This is something I’m working on for a video, it’s called:

EVERY RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS SONG EVER

Doopy-Doo, I’m gonna have to warn ya!

Doopy-Doo, I’m from California!

California! California! Did you know that we’re from California?

Dingle-Bop-Doodle-Poopy-Pee-Time

Dingle-Doo, I’m thinking of a new rhyme

Oh me oh my oh me oh my

California! California! Did you know that we’re from California!?

Short. Funny. Awesome. SKETCHIES!

Awwww, yeah!

Sub-4-Sub? Box-4-Box!? 

Steve Jobs’ little brother Dean thinks he’s the new CEO of Apple. He’s not. 

TODAY’S TOPIC: Billy The Kid Photo Sold For $2.3 Million

Good to see technology is advancing the human race…

Greatness, I have looked upon thee and thy name is “Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters”

What’s hilarious is - this game WOULD SELL.  It could be so funny and badass at the same time. What the hell else are they going to do with the Family Matters franchise in the age of the Internet? Urkel should be main Villain.  Imagine him firebombing grenades off a rooftop at you while he keeps saying “Did I do thaaaaat?”